"Second prize is a set of steak knives" art print by Rob Ozborne.
THE STORY: First prize is a Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
If you don't get it, then it's not for you. If you get it, then you better get it. Maybe get one for every salesperson you know.
THE ARTIST: Designed and drawn by Rob Ozborne, each print is hand-signed.
THE PRINT: Printed on bright white matte art paper. The colors are lush. The frame is not included, but the artwork is perfectly ready to pop into a frame.
SHIPPING & HANDLING: Great care is taken in preparing your print. Placed in a protective archival sleeve, gently rolled and well packed, your artwork ships in a sturdy tube.
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